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Romanian Proverb
The anvil fears no blows.
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Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
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William A. Smith
Engineering is the science of economy, of conserving the energy, kinetic and potential, provided and stored up by nature for the use of man. It is the business of engineering to utilize this energy to the best advantage, so that there may be the least possible waste.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
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George Bernard Shaw
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
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Earl Nightingale
We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don't know.
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Leo Tolstoy
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
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Seneca
Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.
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George Eliot
It is a common enough case, that of a man being suddenly captivated by a woman nearly the opposite of his ideal.
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Charles Joseph Joe Clark
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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