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William Congreve
Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
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Maya Angelou
For Africa to me is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place.
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Carl R. Rogers
If we value independence, if we are disturbed by the growing conformity of knowledge, of values, of attitudes, which our present system induces, then we may wish to set up conditions of learning which make for uniqueness, for self-direction, and for self-initiated learning.
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Unknown
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia.
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Mark Twain
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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Robert Frost
The only way round is through.
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Freeman John Dyson
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.
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Muhammad Ali
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
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Dave Barry
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
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Thomas Huxley
The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
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Dean Hawkins
For every ailment under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none... If there be one try to find it If there be none, never mind it
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Dale Carnegie
Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.
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