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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 40
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Nikki Harris
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.
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Mark Twain
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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Robert Cecil Day Lewis
No good poem, however confessional is may be, is just a self-expression. Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?
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William Shakespeare
I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field, where I may think the remnant of my thoughts in peace, and part of this body and my soul with contemplation and devout desires.
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Oscar Wilde
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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Adelle Davis
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.
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George Burton Adams
There is no such thing as a 'self-made' man. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the make-up of our character and of our thoughts, as well as our success.
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William Jefferson Clinton
I am often troubled as I try hard here to create a new sense of common purpose ... that sometimes we forget that we are all in this because we are seeking a good that helps all Americans.
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Anonymous
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
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Henry David Thoreau
In wilderness is the preservation of the world.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.
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Neil Armstrong
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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