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Richard Milhous Nixon
I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is opposed to every instinct in my body. But as president I must put the interests of America first ... Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow.
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Jonathan Swift
I row after health like a waterman...
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Cato the Elder
Anger so clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth.
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Russian Proverb
A kind word is like a spring day.
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H.L. Mencken
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
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Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
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Kingman Brewster, Jr.
Maybe you are the cool generation ... If coolness means a capacity to stay calm and use your head in the service of ends passionately believed in, then it has my admiration.
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Charles M. Schulz
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Eric Hoffer
There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.
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Kenneth Williams, Acid Drops (1980)
The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.
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Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Colley Cibber
Our hours in love have wings in absence, crutches.
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