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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 128
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Frederick Saunders
Pride, like laudanun and other poisonous medicines, is beneficial in small, though injurious in large quantities. No man who is not pleased with himself, even in a personal sense, can please others.
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Anne Wilson Schaef
We begin to see that the completion of an important project has every right to be dignified by a natural grieving process. Something that required the best of you has ended. You will miss it.
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Chris Rock
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
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R. H. Grant
When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
A prince should therefore have no other aim or thought, nor take up any other thing for his study but war and it organization and discipline, for that is the only art that is necessary to one who commands.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
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Allard Lowenstein, O Magazine, September 2002
The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
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Saint Augustine
A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
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George Orwell, "1984", first sentence
It was a cold, bright day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
What you can do, or dream you can do, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.
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Margaret Bonnano
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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