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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 42
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E. W. Dijkstra
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
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Harrison Ford
On being an actor .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation . It's like being a waiter or a gas station attendant, but I'm waiting on 6 million people in a week if I'm lucky.
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Confucius
Respect yourself and others will respect you.
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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here
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Archibald MacLeish
It is not in the world of ideas that life is lived. Life is lived for better or worse in life, and to a man in life, his life can be no more absurd than it can be the opposite of absurd, whatever that opposite may be.
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Robert Anton Wilson
Belief is the death of intelligence.
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Orlando A. Battista
What's done to children, they will do to society.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
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Joe Moore
America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Terry Cohen
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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Mark Twain
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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