Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Northern Lights, 1993

A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and get exhausted, or you can tread water and let the tide sweep you away, or you can swim with the tide, and let it take you where it wants you to go.

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Groucho Marx

You are only as old as the woman you feel.

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Pete Seeger

Not everybody has to sing the melody.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

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Lady Violet Bonham Carter

Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.

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Socrates

He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.

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Henry David Thoreau

No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

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Hughes Mearns

As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn't thereHe wasn't there again todayI wish, I wish he'd stay away.

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Spanish Proverb

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.

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Dean Koontz

We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a great capacity for love, friendship, generosity, kindness, faith, hope, and joy.

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Alexander Hamilton

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

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Ronald Reagan

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.

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