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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 10
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James A. Froude
You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself one.
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James B. Conant
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
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Sophocles, Oedipus at Colonus
The good befriend themselves.
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Australian Aboriginal Elder
You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a child to have only two parents.
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John Denver
I epitomize America.
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Carl Sagan, Cosmos
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
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Mark Twain
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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Shana Alexander
We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once again.
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Confucius, Analects, XV.24
Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire.
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Sallust
To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
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Joan Baez
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
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Martha Beck
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy…
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