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Susan L. Taylor
Seeds of faith are always within us; sometimes it takes a crisis to nourish and encourage their growth.
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Albert Camus
You know what charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
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Josh Billings
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
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Anon.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.
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Smiley Blanton
A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education.
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F. Phelps
Our best work is done when it needs to be.
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James Baldwin
Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely no limitations to where you can go.
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Lynn White, Jr., "The Historical Roots of Our Ecologic Crisis", Science V. 155 No. 3767 (10 March 1967), pp. 1203-1207.
We shall continue to have a worsening ecologic crisis until we reject the Christian axiom that nature has no reason for existence save to serve man.
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Nicole Kidman
When you reliquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.
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Dale Carnegie
If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.
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W. Somerset Maugham
I have an idea that some men are born out of their due place. Accident has cast them amid certain surroundings, but they have always a nostalgia for a home they know not. They are strangers at their birthplace, and the leafy lanes they have known from childhood or the populous streets in which they have played, remain but a place of passage. They may spend their whole lives aliens among their kindred and remain aloof among the only scenes they have ever knows. Perhaps it is this sense of strangeness that sends men far and wide in the search for something permanent, to which they may attach themselves. Perhaps some deep-rooted atavism urges the wanderer back to lands which his ancestors left in the dim beginnings of history. Sometimes a man hits upon a place to which he mysteriously feels that he belongs. Here is the home he sought, and he will settle amid scenes that he has never seen before, among men he has never known, as though they were familiar to him from his birth. Here at last he finds rest.
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