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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 3
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Japanese proverb
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
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Samuel Johnson
Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say.
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Unknown
We are drowning in information and starved for knowledge.
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Charlotte Whitton
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
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Aristotle
What lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do.
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Akira Kurosawa
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
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Warren Bennis
Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you'll be so close as to be living inside each other's skins.
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Oscar Wilde
But what is the difference between literature and journalism ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all.
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Lemuel W. H. Ranier
Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no longer care?
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James Joyce, "Finnegans Wake"
I call that a scumhead.
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Henri Bergson
There is no greater joy than of feeling oneself a creator. The triumph of life is expressed by creation.
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