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Samuel Butler
It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
An army marches on its stomach.
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Martin Luther
There is no justification without sanctification, no forgiveness without renewal of life, no real faith from which the fruits of new obedience do not grow.
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Maitri Upanishads
When the mind is silent, beyond weakness or non concentration, then it can enter into a world which is far beyond the mind the highest End.
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Robert Herrick, To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today,
Tomorrow will be dying.
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Freya Stark
On the whole, age comes more gently to those who have some doorway into an abstract world-art, or philosophy, or learning-regions where the years are scarcely noticed and the young and old can meet in a pale truthful light.
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Thomas Jefferson
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
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Henry Havelock Ellis
Dreams are real while they last. Can we say more of life
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Dwight David Eisenhower, address at Guildhall, London, 7/12/45
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers and the sacrifices of his friends.
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Susan B. Anthony
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
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Madeleine L\'Engle
Nothing is hopeless, we must hope for everything.
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H. L. Mencken
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
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