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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 136

Samuel Butler

It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.


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Napoleon Bonaparte

An army marches on its stomach.


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Martin Luther

There is no justification without sanctification, no forgiveness without renewal of life, no real faith from which the fruits of new obedience do not grow.


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Maitri Upanishads

When the mind is silent, beyond weakness or non concentration, then it can enter into a world which is far beyond the mind the highest End.


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Robert Herrick, To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time

Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today,
Tomorrow will be dying.


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Freya Stark

On the whole, age comes more gently to those who have some doorway into an abstract world-art, or philosophy, or learning-regions where the years are scarcely noticed and the young and old can meet in a pale truthful light.


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Thomas Jefferson

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.


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Henry Havelock Ellis

Dreams are real while they last. Can we say more of life


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Dwight David Eisenhower, address at Guildhall, London, 7/12/45

Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers and the sacrifices of his friends.


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Susan B. Anthony

Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.


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Madeleine L\'Engle

Nothing is hopeless, we must hope for everything.


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H. L. Mencken

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.



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