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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 21
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Pythagoras
It is only necessary to make war with five things; with the maladies of the body, the ignorances of the mind, with the passions of the body, with the seditions of the city and the discords of families.
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John Clarke, Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina, 1639
Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?
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J. R. R. Tolkien, Mandos, The Silmarillion, Of the Flight of the Noldor
Their Oath shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very treasures that they have sworn to pursue.
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Confucius, Analects
A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do you know that his future will not be equal to our present?
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F. F. Bosworth
Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.
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Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches.
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Milton Friedman
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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Patrick Henry
Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense
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Lucretius
Nothing can be created from nothing.
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Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
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Jean Giraudoux
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I cannot say one thing and mean another.
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