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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 49
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Georges Clemenceau
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
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Rush Hour
Carter Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man.
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Cynthia Heimel
Never judge someone by who he's in love with judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
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Yogi Berra
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
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Robin Green
You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles beer in front of the tube Can't you see, boys, the sands of time are dribbling through the hourglass
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Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
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Christina Georgina Rossetti
And all the winds go sighing, For sweet things dying.
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Konrad Lorenz
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
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Matthew Arnold
The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower, A speech to the National Defense Executive Reserve Conference in Washington, DC on Nov. 14, 1957
Plans are worthless, but planning is everything.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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Brian Clark, Play title
Whose life is it anyway?
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