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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 39
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are wrought by prayerThan this world dreams of.
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Shimon Peres
He altered the image of the Jew from that of rabbi, merchant, wanderer, to that of scientist, farmer and soldier.
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Paul E. Gray
The most important outcome of education is to help students become independent of formal education.
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Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
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Stendhal
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
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Hassan Fathy, An Architecture for People by James Steele, page 185.
Tradition is the social equivalent of personal habit.
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Shirley Temple
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Lord William Beveridge
The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.
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Voltaire
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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James Barrett Scotty Reston
All politics are based on the indifference of the majority.
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Cato the Censor (?)
Rem tene, verba sequntur (Keep to the subject, and the words will follow)
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George Bernard Shaw
If more than ten percent of the population likes a painting it should be burned, for it must be bad.
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