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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 199
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Jean Webster
It isn't the great pleasures that count the most it's making a great deal out of the little ones.
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John D. Rockefeller
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.
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Karl Barth
Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.
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Anonymous
It is light grief that can take counsel.
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Gloria Swanson
Never say never Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
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Henry Clay
In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest to the grateful and appreciating heart.
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Oscar Wilde
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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Walter Winchell
Nothing recedes like success.
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Phaedrus
Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.
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George Dorsey
Play is the beginning of knowledge.
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Zachary Scott
As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
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Albert Einstein
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily based on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts of justice and police.
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