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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 48
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Mark Twain
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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Marlon Brando
All I want to be is normally insane.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
Not every age is fit for childish sports.
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Thomas Wolfe
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
No business which depends for its existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. By living wages I mean more than a bare subsistence level--I mean the wages of decent living.
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David Dean Rusk
When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to the next one.
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Jane Austen
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry . It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
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Marquis de La Grange
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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Thornton
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
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Honorat de Bueil, Marquis de Racan
Nothing in the world lasts Save eternal change.
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Rabindranath Tagore
We gain freedom when we have paid the full price...
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Author Unknown
The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless.
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