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Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 195
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Carl Jung
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
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Lao Tzu
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
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Isaac Asimov
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
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Dennis Miller
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
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Myron Tribus
Knowledge without know-how is sterile. We use the word academic in a pejorative sense to identify this limitation.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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George Bernard Shaw
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny without giving way to blind suspicions and emotions.
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Arthur Koestler
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out.
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Andre Gide
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.
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Angela White
Brains are like sponges... If allowed to remain moist for too long they become moldy.
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Lenny Bruce
Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
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