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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 161
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Aeschylus, Agamemnon
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
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Susan Sontag
What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
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Jerry Coleman
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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Naomi Bliven
Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Let your imagination release your imprisoned possibilities.
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Al Capone
I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
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George Will
We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge.
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Polish Proverb
A fault confessed is half redressed.
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Frank A. Clark
We're all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent -- criticism.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. 'I guess you're not an afictionado
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Hermann Hesse
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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Simon Cameron
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
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