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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 16

Gordie Howe

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap or the soreness or all the aches and pains, and continue to play for a long, long time.


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J. K. Rowling

Jane Austen is the pinnacle to which all other authors aspire.


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Tom Stoppard

Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.


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Paul Tillich

The courage to be is the courage to accept oneself, in spite of being unacceptable.


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Aphra Behn

Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!


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Jack Kerouac

Man lowers his head and lunges into civilization, forgetting the days of his infancy when he sought truth in a snowflake or a stick. Man forgets the wisdom of the child.


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Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.


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John F. Kennedy, In a speech at the White House, 1962

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.


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Ken Hakuta

Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.


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Peter Kropotkin

America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the world for freedom are no protection against tyranny and oppression of the worst kind. There the politician has come to be looked upon as the very scum of society.


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Rita Mae Brown

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.


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William Shakespeare

I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,
or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
inhabits our frail blood.



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