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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 11
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John Burroughs
Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
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Brian Tracy
The more credit you give away, the more will come back to you. The more you help others, the more they will want to help you.
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Anonymous
Victory is a political fiction.
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Tom Fasulo
Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.
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Unknown
Life is too short to be sensible.
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Horace
Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.
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Pat Conroy, "The Lords of Discipline"
I wanted to become the seeker, the aroused and passionate explorer, and it was better going at it knowing nothing at all, always choosing the unmarked bottle, always choosing your own unproven method, armed with nothing but faith and a belief in astonishment.
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John Harold
Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself.
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English Proverb
Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.
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Happy Gilmore
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.
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Baron Henry Peter Brougham
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave.
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Alan Bleasdale
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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