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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 22
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Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus
During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice.
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Unknown
As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love Think not about our future lives Except perhaps our growing size Keep all your thoughts alive, aglow, All will be well, no fear, I know
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Samuel Goldwyn
Television has raised writing to a new low.
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Isaac Asimov
The three fundamental Rules of Robotics...One: a robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm...Two:..a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law...Three: a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First and Second Laws.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
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Orson Welles
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
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Christopher Dawson
The man who is fond of books is usually a man of lofty thought, and of elevated opinions.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Friendship is like a sheltering tree.
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J. Michael Straczynski
Take care, don't fight, and remember if you do not choose to lead, you will forever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make a difference, if you choose to do so.
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Herbert Hoover
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes Hey, better try the emergency brake
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Walter Benjamin
The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.
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