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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 170
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Jeff Melvoin
I'm not judging people, I'm judging their actions. It's the same type of distinction that I try to apply to myself, to judge, but not be judgmental.
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Woodrow Wilson
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
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Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
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Cynthia Ozick, O Magazine, September 2002
To want to be what one can be is purpose in life.
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Chamfort
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself the courage of other persons.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
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Georges Duhamel
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
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Max Lerner
I am neither an optimist nor pessimist, but a possibilist.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules First, calm down second, come over and wash my car third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better
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Unknown
The door to opportunity is always labeled 'push'.
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J. K. Rowling
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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