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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 187

Sophocles

Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.


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Jimi Hendrix, Quoted in Charles Shaar Murray,Crosstown Traffic, ch. 6 (1989).

Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility.


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Thomas Alva Edison

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.


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C. Ryland

Don't ask silly questions if you don't want foolish answers.


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Edith Cavell

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone.


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George Burns

I get a standing ovation jaust standing.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.


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Benjamin Franklin

Who is rich? He who is content. Who is that? Nobody.


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Jean Cocteau

Art is science made clear.


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Thomas Jefferson

Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.


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Frederick Douglass

You have seen how a man was made a slave; you shall see how a slave was made a man.



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