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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 8

Kahlil Gibran

Wailing and lamentation befit those who stand before the throne of life and depart without leaving in its hands a drop of the sweat of their brows or the blood of their hearts.


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Daniel J. Boorstin

The American experience stirred mankind from discovery to exploration, from the cautious quest for what they knew (or what they thought they knew) was out there, to an enthusiastic reaching to the unknown.


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Simon Newcomb (declared in 1901)

The demonstration that no possible combination of known substances, known forms of machinery and known forms of force, can be united in a practical machine by which man shall fly long distances through the air, seems to the writer as complete as it is possible for the demonstration of any physical fact to be.


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Homer

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.


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Jean de la Bruyere

No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them no cause to miss him less.


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Marcus Aelius Aurelius

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.


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Sebastien-Roch Nicolas

If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.


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Robert Altman

To play it safe is not to play.


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Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations, 1776

All for ourselves and nothing for other people seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.


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Publilius Syrus

It is better to learn late than never.


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Katharine Whitehorn

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.


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John Owen

Science cannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame the debates about those conflicts.



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