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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 38
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Tom Bodett
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
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Kahlil Gibran
You pray in your distress and in your need; would that you might also pray in the fullness of your joy and in your days of abundance.
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The Divine Pymander
The union of the Word and the Mind produces that mystery which is called Life... Learn deeply of the Mind and its mystery, for therein lies the secret of immortality.
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Hagar the Horrible
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
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Clarence Darrow
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
All cruelty springs from weakness.
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George Bernard Shaw
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
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John Patrick
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
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Hellen Keller
Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as if a tangible white darkness shut you in and the great ship, tense and anxious, groped her way toward the shore with plummet and sounding-line, and you waited with beating heart for something to happen I was like that ship before my education began, only I was without compass or sounding line, and no way of knowing how near the harbor was. 'Light Give me light' was the wordless cry of my soul, and the light of love shone on me in that very hour.
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Charles De Gaulle
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country of the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate.
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Saint Francis of Assisi
For it is in giving that we receive.
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George Moore
Nothing is more depressing than the conviction that one is not a hero.
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