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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 131
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Chinese Proverb
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
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Edmund White
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.
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Emo Phillips
People come up to me and say, Emo, do people really come up to you?
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Frank W. Woolworth
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can.
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Johann Kepler
I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses.
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Helen Keller
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
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Evelle J. Younger
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
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Jimmy Breslin
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
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Robbie Gass
Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing it.
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Dostoyevsky
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
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Harold J. Seymour
When the leadership is right and the time is right, the people can always be counted upon to follow--to the end at all costs.
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