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Caesar Augustus
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
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California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"
That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if it did not exist.
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Michel de Montaigne
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
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George Eliot
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.
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William Penn
If men will not be governed by God, they will be ruled by tyrants.
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Thomas a Kempis
And when he is out of sight, quickly also is he out of mind.
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J. B. Priestley
Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of himself.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify the organs of intelligence.
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Tom Hopkins
I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying.
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Max Ehrmann
You are a child of the Universe, no less than the moon and the stars you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should.
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Alfred Jarry
God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
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Doris Lessing
Laughter is by definition healthy.
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