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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 25
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Julia Alvarez, In the Time of the Butterflies
A novel is not, after all, a historical document, but a way to travel through the human heart.
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Roger Bannister
What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other
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English proverb
If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you want to be happy for life, plant a tree.
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Henry David Thoreau
However mean your life is, meet it and live it do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
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Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Vilhjlmur Stefnsson
The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they are still arguing about whether the world exists, but they no longer dispute about whether it is flat.
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Red Skelton
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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Georgia O\'Keeffe
Nobody sees a flower - really - it is so small it takes time - we haven't time - and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.
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Marston Bates
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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Charles Kingsley
It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and cowardly, Can never know what true friendship means.
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Johann von Goethe
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
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W. Somerset Maugham
To regard the imagination as metaphysics is to think of it as part of life, and to think of it as part of life is to realize the extent of artifice. We live in the mind.
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