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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 46
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Daniel J. Boorstin
Knowledge is not simply another commodity. On the contrary. Knowledge is never used up. It increases by diffusion and grows by dispersion.
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Mary Anne Radmacher
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow.
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Benjamin Franklin
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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Mother Theresa
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
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John Dryden, The Medal, 1682
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.
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Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I sat down and wept
To love is to commune with another person and to discover in him or her a divine spark.
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 3 scene 4
I must be cruel, only to be kind: Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
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Calvin Coolidge
No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
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Ralph Kiner
Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours to be ready to speak at the drop of a hat, and I learned something more, the trustees were expected to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
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George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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