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Umberto Eco
I felt like poisoning a monk.
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Charles Richter
According to Democritus, truth lies at the bottom of a well, the water of which serves as a mirror in which objects may be reflected. I have heard, however, that some philosophers, in seeking for truth, to pay homage to her, have seen their own image and adored it instead.
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Pierre Charron
He who receives a benefit should never forget it; he who bestow should never remember it.
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Vladimir Nabokov
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind?
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Voltaire
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
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Leone Levi
One voice can enter ten ears, but ten voices cannot enter one ear.
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Thomas Jefferson
The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . .
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Silently one by one, in the infinite meadows of heaven, Blossomed the lovely stars, the forget-me-nots of the angels.
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Carl Jung
All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination.
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Greek Proverb
Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.
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Thomas Merton
A bad book about the love of God remains a bad book.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
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