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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 190
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Swedenborg
Love in its essence is spiritual fire.
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Robert F. Kennedy
The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.
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Prophet Joseph Smith
We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves.
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 5 scene 2
The rest is silence.
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Agatha Christie
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize how much you love them.
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Damon Runyon
I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five against.
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Benjamin Franklin
You may delay, but time will not.
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Albert Einstein, "Science, Philosophy and Religion: a Symposium", 1941
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
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P. G. Wodehouse
To my daughter Leonora without whose never failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been completed in half the time.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 27, 2003
Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect.
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Shaquille ONeal
N.B. This quotation is a paraphrase of a much older quote by Aristotle, which see.
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Richard Needham
A sensible man knows you can't please everybody. A wise man knows you can't please anybody.
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