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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 189
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Coming to America
Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row.
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Harry Hershfield
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
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W. M. L. Jay
Though a good motive cannot sanction a bad action, a bad motive will always vitiate a good action. In common and trivial matters we may act without motives, but in momentous ones the most careful deliberation is wisdom.
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Arabic Proverb
God sells knowledge for labour -- honour for risk.
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Richard Buckminster Fuller
Dare to be naive.
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Jim Beggs
To find fulfillment...don't exist with life - embrace it.
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Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf
By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell -- and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.
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Henry David Thoreau
A grain of gold will gild a great surface, but not so much as a grain of wisdom. - from Live Without Principle
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Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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Publilius Syrus
It is only the ignorant who despise education.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Love the little trade which thou hast learned, and be content therewith.
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Aristotle
In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
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