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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 172

William James

I am done with great things and big plans, great institutions and big success. I am for those tiny, invisible loving human forces that work from individual to individual, creeping through the crannies of the world like so many rootlets, or like the capil


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Thomas Kempis

The loftier the building, the deeper must the foundation be laid.


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Gwendolyn Brooks

To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you stretch, you are well.


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Peter de Gaston Levis

To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect his death would produce.


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Louis Johannot

The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.


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Edna Woolman Chase

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.


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Stephen Hawking

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.


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John Burroughs

Life is a struggle, but not a warfare.


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Martin Luther King, Jr.

We shall have to repent in this generation , not so much for the evil deeds of the wicked people, but for the appalling silence of the good people.


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Katherine Mansfield

By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life in close contact with... the earth and the wonders thereof - the sea - the sun.


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May Sarton

The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.


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David Layson

Anarchy is not chaos, but order with out control.



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