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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 6
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well.
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Phil Gramm
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US exports, as quoted in Time)
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Jewish Proverb
If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
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George
Some people see things that are and ask, Why Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
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Seneca
All art is an imitation of nature.
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Charles Du Bos
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.
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George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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Sylvia Ashton-Warner
No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in a laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. But this teaching utterly obliterates you. It cuts right into your being essentially, it takes over your spirit. It drags it out from where it would hide.
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Charles De Gaulle
As an adolescent ... I was convinced that France would have to go through gigantic trials, that the interest of life consisted in one day rendering her some signal service and that I would have the occasion to do so.
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