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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 132
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Abraham Lincoln
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
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Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Shards of Honor", 1986
Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no seed of future victory in it.
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Christopher Paolini, Author of Eragon and Eldest. Quote from Eragon.
You must be willing to protect yourself and what you cherish, no matter what the cost.
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Author Unknown
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
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Norman MacEwan
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
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Russell Baker
Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.
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Charles de Montesquieu
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
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Woodrow Wilson
Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with the purpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.
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Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
Shah is a kind of magic word with the Persian people.
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Bob Wells
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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George Herbert
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.
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