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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 121

Valdemar W. Setzer

Ethics is not definable, is not implementable, because it is not conscious; it involves not only our thinking, but also our feeling.


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Nathaniel Hawthorne

The greatest obstacle to being heroic is the doubt whether one may not be going to prove one's self a fool the truest heroism is, to resist the doubt and the profoundest wisdom, to know when it ought to be resisted, and when to be obeyed.


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Hellen Keller

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.


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Karl Marx

It is not the consciousness of men that determines their beeing, but on the contrary, it is their social being that determines their consciousness.


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William Howard Stein

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.


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Plato

Courage is knowing what not to fear.


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Kenyan Proverb

You may laugh at a friend's roof don't laugh at his sleeping accomodation.


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John Kenneth Galbraith

Wealth is not without its advantages, and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.


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Queen Victoria, in a letter to King Leopold of Belgium, April 4, 1848

Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.


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Bertrand Russell

The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of the highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as poetry.


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Aristotle

To perceive is to suffer.


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Charles Dickens, A Tale Of Two Cities

It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.



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