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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right.
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Johann Georg Zimmermann
Never suffer the prejudice of the eye to determine the heart.
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Lithuanian Proverb
If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
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W, Willard Wirtz
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.
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Sylvia Plath
I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
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Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication of a future beyond knowledge, the quality that gives a touch of divinity to matter.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Learn to labour and to wait.
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Anthony Robbins
If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do and you'll achieve the same results.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
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B. J. Gupta
Religions must continue to evolve to keep up with changing times, because only fittest shall survive.
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Oscar Wilde
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
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Unknown, Buckaroo Banzai, from the film
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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