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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 13

Don Byas

You call it madness, but I call it love.


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Stanislaw Lec

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.


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Daniel J. Boorstin

The courage to imagine the otherwise is our greatest resource, adding color and suspense to all our life.


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Douglas MacArthur

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.


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Vince Lombardi

You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of live.


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William Shakespeare

I understand a fury in your words, But not the words.


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Joan Borysenko

'Tisn't life that matters 'Tis the courage you bring to it.


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Robert Chapman

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.


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Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.


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Napoleon Bonaparte

Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.


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Niall MacDermot

'State intelligence,' like 'military intelligence' and 'woman friend,' is a contradiction in terms.


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Isaac Asimov, Salvor Hardin in "Foundation"

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.



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