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Never be afraid to try something new remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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Robert E. Lee, Conversation with Gen. Longstreet
To be a good soldier, you must love the army. To be a good commander, you must be willing to order the death of the thing you love.
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Sydney Smith
Errors to be dangerous must have a great deal of truth mingled with them. It is only from this alliance that they can ever obtain an extensive circulation.
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Duke of Wellington
We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France.
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George Santayana
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
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Latin Proverb
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
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Clarence E. Hodges
For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
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Unknown
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, you couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure Remember, you must use it, as it is given only once. Once wasted you cannot get it back.
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Confucius
Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
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Alexander Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.
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Vincent Van Gogh
A good picture is equivalent to a good deed.
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