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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 172

Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.


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Cicero

Let the punishment match the offense.


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Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness (1943)

Existence precedes and rules essence.


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Leona Helmsly

I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people.


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Niccolo Machiavelli

He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount higher, must thereafter fall with the greatest loss.


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Kenneth Williams

The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.


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William Jennings Bryan

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.


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Benjamin Franklin, In response to the situation of the colonists

Passion governs, and she never governs wisely.


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Aristotle, Politics

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.


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Euripides

The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.


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Count Axel Gustafson Oxenstierna

Behold, my son, with what little wisdom the world is ruled.


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Titus Maccius Plautus

Practice yourself what you preach.



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