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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Quotations from Famous People - 22

Lee Iacocca

If you want to make good use of your time, you’ve got to know what’s most important and then give it all you’ve got.


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Sir Thomas Beecham

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.


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Aesop, The Fox and the Grapes

I am sure the grapes are sour.


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Desiderius Erasmus

The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.


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George Orwell

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.


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Arthur Brisbane

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

The universe is change our life is what our thoughts make it.


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Hannah Arendt

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.


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Cecil B. DeMille

The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.


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Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of success is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.


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Rene Descartes

I know not if I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or if I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.



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