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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 181
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There\'s Something About Mary
Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.
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Zulu Proverb
Lomhlaba Unzima, Lohmhlaba. This world is a harsh place, this world.
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G. Stanley Hall
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
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Louis Pasteur
Science advances through tentative answers to a series of more and more subtle questions which reach deeper and deeper into the essence of natural phenomena.
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Japanese Proverb
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.
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Swedish Proverb
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
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Ellen Goodman
You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can’t teach someone who writes columns to care.
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Gertrude Stein
Considering how dangerous everything is, nothing is really very frightening.
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Alan Marshall Beck
No human being is constituted to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth and even the best of men must be content with fragment, with partial glimpses, never the full fruition.
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Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.
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Malcolm Muggeridge
Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
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Rosalynn Carter, Wife of jimmy Carter, 39th president
You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
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