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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.
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Manton
Desires are the pulses of the soul; as physicians judge by the appetite, so may you by desires.
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Lord Byron
How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to rest is almost wronging such a night as this.
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Lester Bowles Pearson
This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past. (On his country's new Maple Leaf flag)
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Nancy Astor
The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
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Albert Einstein
I don't know how man will fight World War III, but I do know how they will fight World War IV with sticks and stones.
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Jim Bishop
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
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H.L. Mencken
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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Johann von Goethe
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
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George Bernard Shaw
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them, make them.
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