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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 27
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Elbert Hubbard
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
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Henry Kissinger
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
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Walter Bagehot
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Love is the vital essence that pervades and permeates, from the center to the circumference, the graduating circles of all thought and action. Love is the talisman of human weal and woe--the open sesame to every soul.
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Edward Abbey
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
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Maurice Baring
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
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George William Curtis
Happiness lies, first of all, in health.
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William Cullen Bryant
Difficulty, my brethren, is the nurse of greatness-a harsh nurse, who roughly rocks her foster-children into strength and athletic proportion.
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Madeleine L\'Engle
We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts.
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Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the other.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of a loving heart.
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