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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 141
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Marion Shepilov Barry, Jr.
Our neighbors in Virginia are just as responsible for these killings as the criminals are because they won't pass strong gun control legislation.
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Ian Shoales
Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.
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Walter Lippmann
Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other.
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Samuel Johnson
In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it.
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Nigerian Proverb
However far the stream flows, it never forgets its source.
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Danielle Donoho
Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we are falls short of the mark and when we destroy our neighbor we can say 'I never meant any harm.'
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
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Honore de Balzac
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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Publilius Syrus
Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
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Marquis de Sade
Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not accompanied by crime It is not the object of debauchery that excites us, rather the idea of evil.
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Dan Quayle, remarks at Arlington National Cemetery
Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good over evil, of freedom over tyranny, of peace over war.
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Jean Anouilh
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
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