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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 138

Mary Tyler Moore

Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.


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William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 1 scene 1

It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.


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Hal Borland

A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.


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Assyrian Proverb

If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.


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John Wooden

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.


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Alice Sebold, The Lovely Bones

Horror on earth is real and it is every day. It is like a flower or like the sun; it cannot be contained.


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Barbara De Angelis

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.


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Susanne Langer

In human life, art may arise from almost any activity, and once it does so, it is launched on a long road of exploration, invention, freedom to the limits of extravagance, interference to the point of frustration, finally discipline, controlling constant change and growth.


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Horace Mann

It is more difficult, and it calls for higher energies of soul, to live a martyr than to die one.


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Laertius Diogenes

The mob is the mother of tyrants.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April's breeze unfurled,Here once the embattled farmers stood,And fired the shot heard round the world.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Assassination has never changed the history of the world.



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