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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 5
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J. K. Rowling
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
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Nelson Algren
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
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Gene Roddenberry
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
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Rene Descartes
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears.
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Kelly Barton
Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital.
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John Calvin
Christ is the most perfect image of God, into which we are so renewed as to bear the image of God, in knowledge, purity, righteousness, and true holiness.
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Father Andrew SDC
The highest love of all finds its fulfillment not in what it keeps, but in what it gives.
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Martin Luther
God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees, and flowers, and clouds, and stars.
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H. P. Lovecraft
It is only the inferior thinker who hastens to explain the singular and the complex by the primitive shortcut of supernaturalism.
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Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When you take a man as he is, you make him worse. When you take a man as he can be, you make him better.
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Count Oxenstierna
Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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