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Dan Quayle
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
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Oscar Wilde
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
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Helen Keller
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything good in the world.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them
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Benjamin Disraeli
The secret of success is constancy of purpose.
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Unknown
Never frown, even when you're sad, because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
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Mother Theresa
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Impossible situations can become possible miracles.
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Andrew Schneider
I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't think you can measure life in terms of years. I think longevity doesn't necessarily have anything to do with happiness. I mean happiness comes from facing challenges and going out on a limb and taking risks. If you're not willing to take a risk for something you really care about, you might as well be dead.
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Honore\' de Balzac
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
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Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
Whoops is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five.
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M. Thompson
It is the person who is blind to what goes on around him that is most surprised when the same things happen to him.
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