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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 185
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Joan Winmill Brown
Christmas The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given--when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.
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Lenny Bruce
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
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Anais Nin
Our life is composed greatly from dreams, from the unconscious, and they must be brought into connection with action. They must be woven together.
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Bernard Mannes Baruch
Making a success of the job at hand is the best step toward the kind you want.
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David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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Gustave Flaubert
Perfection is the enemy of the good.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Dawn, Sec. 297
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Where there is love there is life.
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Booker T. Washington
Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him.
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George Washington Carver
How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these.
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