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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 118

Epictetus

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens.


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Colley Cibber

Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.


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John D. Rockefeller

If you want to succeed,you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.


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Kahlil Gibran

Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their greed for wealth with their desire for a happy afterlife.


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D. A. Battista

It marriage happens as with cages the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair to getting out.


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Sir Winston Churchill

The price of greatness is responsibility.


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Blaise Pascal

When I consider the small span of my life absorbed in the eternity of all time, or the small part of space which I can touch or see engulfed by the infinite immensity of spaces that I know not and that know me not, I am frightened and astonished to see myself here instead of there... now instead of then.


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Bertrand Russell, Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 14

To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.


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Pliny the Younger

His only fault is that he has no fault.


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Dorothy Fields

Love is the reason for it all.


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Johann von Goethe

The most original authors are not so because they advance what is new, but because they put what they have to say as if it had never been said before.


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S. Barry Lipkin

Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.



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